Uncle Dan

Gabe "Mom, I don't know how to explain this, but a kid at camp told me his Papa is a ghost living in the clouds."

Me- "Was Papa his grandpa?"

Gabe " No, his uncle. What is an uncle?"

Me- "Your dad's brother. Like Uncle Dan, or if I had a brother he would be your uncle."

Gabe-" Oh yeah, I know about Uncle Dan; I really like him. I'm glad Uncle Dan isn't a ghost living in the clouds."